My friend and I went to get a couple rolls of sushi the other day. And this was just too good not to post.
We were enjoying ourselves, having my favorites. Unagi, Tempura Maki, you know, the works.
Well, anyway, as we were eating I look over at her side of the bar and see that she has this little plate.......

I found this super unfair that she got a plate and I had to balance my slipping rice rolls on two thin pieces of plywood. One wrong move and there would be rice and soy sauce all over the table!
I ask her
"Where did you get that plate?"
She gives me this stuck up kind of look (I mean this in the nicest, funniest way)
She sticks her nose in the air and says
"I don't know." But says it like I don't know, but I GOT ONE AND YOU DIDN'T. nee ner nee ner!
She was all smiling and then this look came across her face, like......hmm......why DID I get one and no one else seems to have one?
She looks around and realizes where she got it.

OH MA LOARD!!!!
IT WAS THE PLATE UNDER THE SOY SAUCE!!!!
YOU KNOW THAT HAD TO BE THERE FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS!!
GROSS!!!
What was even funnier is when the waiter came over and is looking at the sushi plates and she says........
"Oh, we're fine, the sushi is great."
He replies with......
"Actually, I was just noticing the little plate. That is for the soy sauce."
I blanked out her eyes to protect the innocent and insane......But this is the reaction after the waiter said that. And you can see in the background the soy sauce WITHOUT the little plate.

I swear I could have PEE'D MY PANTS RIGHT THERE!!
OK, I didn't, but if I had a full bladder, it would have been all over there and I would have no little plate to catch it!!
ONLY MY FRIENDS.......!!!!!!