UPDATE: I AM ACTUALLY AT STARBUCKS NOW ON MY ANNIVERSARY!! I LOVE DAY'S OFF!! AND MY HUBBY MADE ME BREAKFAST IN BED....I AM THE LUCKIEST GIRL ALIVE!!

Today is my anniversary and all I want to do is go to Starbucks, get a grande, nonfat, one pump chocolate, extra hot, with whip mocha!

I'm an easy girl.

NOT LIKE THAT!! SHEESH!!

Can Dreams Come True?

So here is my dream.

My dream is to walk into work and tell them that I am now a full time writer, writing first my story of how I got into debt and the crazy way I got out of it. Then maybe a novel (humorous, of course), and then after I am in the Oprah Book Club (yeah, right), maybe write a memorial about my grandpa.

It's a dream....I might as well go big!

A literary agent wants to see my proposal and I CAN'T FINISH IT!!

I'm off to a great start.

UPDATE: Thanks to the first four comments on my post.....I am not going to get a gym membership. I wonder how many calories it burns to run and throw myself into the wall. Maybe I will look into getting some exercise equipment.

I FEEL FAT!!!

How many of you belong to a gym.....and if you do.....how many of you actually go?

I am thinking of joining one, but I don't want to join and then just pay every month without using it.

I need some sort of stress reliever, and exercise would be a positive outlet for me.........either that or ice cream!!

So, any of you out there have a gym membership?

Is this the longest I have gone without posting to my blog?

It has been a long week and I just didn't have any ambition at all to do anything.

OK, I am sitting at Starbucks and this police officer left a ticket on a car that was parked in the Handicap parking space and drives away. About 20 minutes go by and as I am sitting here right now.....this women walks up, in full workout gear runs up to her and gets into.....get this.....the car in the handicap spot!!!

WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS!!

And what was even funnier.....she doesn't even notice the ticket on her car! I was just sitting here waiting for her to show up, to see her reaction.....and she drives off!! Not just drives off, but cuts people off and speeds away in her Lexus!!

What balls she has!


So.....what are you guys doing for Christmas?

So Karyn.....yet again inspired me!













Soli wants to say MERRY CHRISTMAS in her own little way...........

Get this off me!!

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FINE....BUT ONLY ONE PICTURE!!
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SMILE!!!!!!!!!!










HURRY.....MY HAT IS FALLING OFF!!





HOW'S THIS??




OK.....I THINK I GOT IT!

MOM.....DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS A LITTLE OVERKILL??

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OH WELL......MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!
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Is this not the cutest picture ever?

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I needed to see something like this. I am having a hard time.

Taking care of my grandma is so emotionally draining. She has severe dementia. She doesn't understand when you ask her things or need her to help you with stuff as simple as "hold on to that handle." She has no idea what I mean.

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I am having the same stress as I was when I was in debt.

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It is the same kind of stress.

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Owing money to people who just don't care at all is awful.

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Trying to help your family when they don't understand is very much the same thing.

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bleck.

I WANT TO GO SHOPPING!!

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OK, I need to look at the cute little duckies again.

ALL PLANE FLIGHTS SHOULD BE LIKE THIS!

Don't tell me I never give you anything! This will save you hours of boredom and grief and you can actually do something fun on your Saturday nights!

Click HERE

Question To Ponder

Why do you always get excited when you go through a tunnel?

All I can say is WTF!!?? This is the Golden Gate Bridge. San Francisco, where I live.

They don't let us get depressed around here!

Because I can't help but bring a little SANTA CHEER!!

Click HERE

So you want to know how to clear a room?

I walk into my house after a long day and say hi to everyone. I even brought home See's Candy to my man.

What a woman I am, right?

I then hear my grandma say "My bottom hurts."

I SWEAR MY NO GOOD HUSBAND AND SON FLEW OUT OF THIS HOUSE FASTER THAN A RACE HORSE!! Their heads had to catch up with their feet!!

I tried to run my grandma into the potty but it was too late!!

Let me just say that she really needs to get her sh*t together! (Literally!)

AND I'M TAKING THE DAMN CANDY BACK!!

Have you ever had one of those days where you just want to strangle someone?

Yeah, me either.

I love my new house!!

I have this incredible view from my bedroom. And now with this laptop table and wireless keyboard......I MAY NEVER LEAVE MY ROOM!!

We had a garage sale yesterday and made $800!! I gave almost all of it to my mom. Gave a little to hubby and son and I will get a mocha out of the deal.

I couldn't believe it! We were just going to donate all the stuff. It was crazy!! The things people bought cracked me up! They were trying to buy stuff everywhere. One guy bought my phone right off the wall!! It was a backyard phone. Not like I need to answer a home phone in the backyard.

And then this morning we went to an estate sale at a house that has its own elevator.....CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!! AN ELEVATOR!!

I got a new laptop desk, leather chair, and a portable photo printer all for 20 bucks!!

I will post a picture later. No more back pain from leaning over my laptop.

But now, I'm tired.

How was your weekend?